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Why I Let a 12-Inch Robot Fly My Flight Simulator (And Why It Scared Me)
The “Toy” That Punched My Monitor I spent last Tuesday night arguing with a piece of plastic the size of a toddler’s doll. It wasn’t a Furby.
Building With Trash: Why I Actually Like The Scented Plastic Trend
I caught myself sniffing a runner the other day. Just holding the plastic frame up to my nose and inhaling like I was at a wine tasting.
Santa’s AI Beta Test Just Changed the Toy Industry
I spent way too much time on the NORAD Santa Tracker last month. Usually, this is a ritual I endure for the sake of my nieces and nephews—refreshing a.
Smart Toys Are Still Dumb (And Creepy)
The holiday hangover is real, and I’m not talking about the eggnog. I’m looking at a pile of plastic in the corner of my living room. It’s January 9th.
Your Kid’s Coding Robot Is Probably a Snitch
It’s New Year’s Eve, and I’m Packet-Sniffing a Teddy Bear I wish I was joking. It is December 31, 2025. Most people are prepping champagne or figuring out.
My Kid’s Robot Friend Is Better At Small Talk Than Me
The Post-Christmas Hangover I’m writing this while staring at a pile of torn wrapping paper and a small, bipedal robot that is currently “sleeping” on my.
Coding Dolls Finally Got a Personality Upgrade
Why I Stopped Buying Generic “Smart” Toys I still remember the disappointment on my niece’s face three years ago.
Living With 2025’s Chatty Humanoid Robots: A Reality Check
The Holiday Hangover: My New Robot Roommate I spent yesterday morning on the floor of my living room, surrounded by shredded wrapping paper, trying to get.
Hasbro’s VR Push: When Action Figures Go Virtual
From Plastic to Pixels: My Take on the New Wave of Play I still remember the specific click-clack sound my Generation 1 Optimus Prime made when I twisted.
From Industrial Assets to Playrooms: The Humanoid Toy Pivot
The Hardware Reality Check I have a shelf in my workshop that I call the “Graveyard of Good Intentions.” It’s populated by about $4,000 worth of robotics.
